'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

And I remember this man who never ran out of poems telling me once that knowing a book by heart is like carrying a house inside your chest.

Women! They think it so romantic to break the rules. But what are we if we don't hold to tradition, am I right?" ~Darian

Time will do his own drawing upon us but we will do our own drawing upon time as well!

I love food. I'm a big food person. I'm really passionate about eating good food all the time.

You won't find me in a romantic comedy. Those movies don't speak to me. People don't come to talk to me about those scripts, because they probably think I'm this dark, twisted, miserable person.

I think that like all writers - and if any writer disagrees with this, then he is not a writer - I write primarily for myself

I did not say history was bunk. It was bunk to me . . I did not need it very bad.

The chief difference between good writing and better writing may be measured by the number of imperceptible hesitations the reader experiences as he goes along.

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

I loved Wimbledon and what it meant, but the surface felt uncomfortable. I just didn't like it, I was a hard-court guy, a Californian kid.