Friendship is like earthenware, once broken, it can be mended; love is like a mirror, once broken that ends it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face.

Those who find courage to pursue their dreams, manifest gladness of the soul.

Those who indulge themselves in sense stimulation throughout their lives often end up exhausted, with an enfeebled will and little capacity to love others.

Good attitudes are contagious

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

People often equate divorce with failure. No one wants to admit to failure, but sometimes it is inevitable. The alternative is a far worse option.

So much of life is a negotiation - so even if you're not in business, you have opportunities to practice all around you.

Emotions of any kind can be evoked by melody and rhythm; therefore music has the power to form character.

Sleep is such a potent, liminal state, and I don't want to drag anything in there that doesn't need to be there.

Shorth is better than length.