Friendship is the instrument by which God reveals to each of us the beauties of others.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Saying of the ProphetHelping othersI order you to assist any oppressed person, whether he is a Muslim or not.

Childbirth is nothing. Death is mighty. The 0 to our 1. There is nothing in the world like it. But there is nothing in it that is not like the world.

When you feel like you're crazy because you think differently than the people around you, God sends a confirmation that you've not lost it.

Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.

Foolish tongues talke by the dozen.

There's more to us than the moment we made a bad decision.

You cannot overestimate the unimportance of practically everything.

By making college unaffordable and student loans unbearable, we risk deterring our best and brightest from pursuing higher education and securing a good paying job.

The truth of these days is not that which really is, but what every man persuades another man to believe.

I am not temperamental. I just know what I want and if I don't have it, I try to get it.