Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – never.

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

I collect things that just look retarded.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

As a rule, the Government appoints its friends.

How you feed your mind is every bit as critical to your happiness as how you feed your body.

We often hear of people breaking down from overwork, but in nine out of ten they are really suffering from worry or anxiety.

Where there is truth, there also is knowledge which is true.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

He knows that the most important words in all languages are the small words.

He led quite a great life, ... He was an Old Testament figure railing against the establishment - a Jewish guy from New York who became a Buddhist, a poet, a musician.