Friendships are an unforseeable burden.

Sometimes not talking is effortless, and other times it’s more exhausting than lifting pianos.

When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone knows loneliness tastes like cold potato soup.

When you put so much effort to forget someone, the effort itself becomes a memory. Then you have to forget the forgetting, and that too is memorable.

Amen' is like the Send button on an email.

I think that's the real loss of innocence: the first time you glimpse the boundaries that will limit your potential.

I was so happy I wanted to fold all the people into paper airplanes and fly them into the lidless eye of that big yellow moon.

Regrets came up and asked me if I’d like to own them. Declined them for the most part but took a few just so I wouldn’t leave this relationship empty handed.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

To have a child is to be impaled daily on the spike of responsibility.

Don't be afraid to have nothing.

Silence is so freaking loud

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

to have a crisis, and act upon it, is one thing. To dwell in perpetual crisis is another.

Characters for me are born on page one and they die on page 100.

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

Just what you want to be, you will be in the end.

Satsang is the invitation to step into the fire of self-discovery. This fire will not burn you, it will burn only what you are not.

We are born of risen apes, not fallen angels.

It's past time the feds scrapped the Canada Health Act.

I'm afraid I'm elected.