Friendships are nice. So is competence.

All human behavior has a reason. All behavior is solving a problem.

Sometimes women scare the hell out of me.

The way I define happiness is being the creator of your experience, choosing to take pleasure in what you have, right now, regardless of the circumstances, while being the best you that you can be.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

A finite game is played for the purpose of winning, an infinite game for the purpose of continuing the play.

To be able to travel the world, especially to places I never thought I'd be it's really, you know, still fascinating for me.

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose.

Dee's search for knowledge was always his greatest strength... and his weakness.

The ultimate tendency of liberalism is vegetarianism.

To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.

I can understand why Christians call us heretics. But most important, who will God call a heretic? From God's point of view, my revelation is deeply orthodox.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.