From all that I saw, and everywhere I wandered, I learned that time cannot be spent, It only can be squandered.

Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs.

Rich will be my life if I can keep my memories full and brimming, and record them on clear-eyed mornings while I set joyously to work setting pen to holy craft.

I regained my soul through literature after those times I'd lost it to wild-eyed gypsy girls on the European streets.

Alexander the Great slept with 'The Iliad' beneath his pillow. During the waning moon, I cradle Homer’s 'Odyssey' as if it were the sweet body of a woman.

All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.

Looking back on my life, I sigh. The caprice of youth goes with the wind, I’ve no regrets.

I wandered everywhere, through cities and countries wide. And everywhere I went, the world was on my side.

A girl without braids is like a city without bridges.

Then they’re always trying to sell you something. Everything is based on forcing people to buy. If you can’t buy what they’re selling, you’re a zero in the system.

There is no wisdom where there is no common sense: it cannot under those conditions find any expression.

Why was the meeting between the Americans and the Russians so tensed?Because nobody knows what Vladimir Put In Barbara’s Bush! From 'Walk On By II

Sports has kept me on the straight and narrow path.

No person in the world ever lost anything by being nice to me.

Unlike the animal, God has given man the faculty of reason.

One service to need heals an ancient wound.

I really love having smart and important conversations on TV.

VLADIMIR: What do they say? ESTRAGON: They talk about their lives. VLADIMIR: To have lived is not enough for them. ESTRAGON: They have to talk about it.

I will not move my army without onions.