From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Your dreams of today creates your future.

The idea of my heart dancing with delight was far too good to pass up.

Once upon a time there was aOnce upon a time there was aOnce upon a time there was aStop this. It's undignified.

I've been working on the soprano saxophone for 40 years, and the possibilities are astounding. It's up to you, the only limit is the imagination.

To me, the most poetic and intelligent way to bring up a subject is by showing very simply who you are and what you believe in.

Being a good neighbour is about compassion, which is as warm-blooded as justice is cool-headed.

You're my best friend in the scene and together we can make sense of what's going on by being Together.

God loves you just the way you are, but he refuses to leave you that way.

I actually dream a lot of songs, and I try to be good about voice-memoing ideas.

Whoever claims to be smart, but does not concentrate on the Hereafter, is lying.