From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

I'm not very interested in myself. I do have a deep moral belief that you should always look out at other things and not be self-centred.

As a god self-slain on his own strange altar, Death lies dead.

Don't expect ambiguities, hesitations or palace intrigues from me.

If Hollywood didn't work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world.

You Republicans are the arsonists who burned down our national home. Now you have the nerve to criticize the 'architect' America just hired - President Obama - to rebuild from the ashes.

We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.

In some ways Holy Smoke is about people's journey to the heart.

How can a motion picture reflect real life when it is made by people who are living artificial lives?

Don't be an actor. Be a human being who works off what exists under imaginary circumstances.

When I was younger, I was very athletic and I always loved sports and physical things.