From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

We will continue to chase rainbows unless we recognize that they are rainbows and there is no pot of gold at the end of them.

To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.

Animals are good to think with.

Faith is not the result of fuzy thinking. It is the cause of it.

The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.

Feet on ground, Heart in hand, Facing forward, Be yourself.

No spiritual mind remains within itself; it is always aspiring and going beyond its own strength.

People who cost too much: manager, lawyer, publicist, label, music publisher.

How you end something as profound and important as a marriage is a reflection of how you live your life--financially, emotionally, and spiritually.