From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?""First I need a virgin.

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

we ourselves are not something apart from our circumstances. What we are and where we are are one and the same.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

Almost all the people who lived in Atlantis meditated and had powerful psychic skills.

To marry and have children is the ideal life for a woman. What career could ever be as fine? To give the world splendid men and women-isn't that the noblest thing a woman could possibly do?

What I am seeking... is a motionless movement, something equivalent to what is called the eloquence of silence.

When you get to the 35-year mark in your career, you make albums for your fans to love you more, so they don't forget about you.

We have one life / It soon will be past / What we do for God / Is all that will last.

There's nothing more oily and cynical in politics than telling the truth.