From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Change is such hard work.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.

Life is fragile, yet to obstinately struggle is natural.

I gave up my music because I had received from it all I had to receive. To serve God one must sacrifice the dearest thing, and I sacrificed my music, the dearest thing to me.

Who puts strawberries in a salad? Seriously, is this a thing now? Is it a thing I don't know about? Is it an American thing? It can be. It's freaking me out.

I love 'Dr Strangelove.

The best thing about improvements in health care is that all the climate-change deniers are now going to live long enough to see how wrong they were.

If you give your trust to a person who does not deserve it, you actually give him the power to destroy you.

I trust to luck. I am planning to be a millionaire before I die but I don't have a plan as to how that will happen.

Whatever truth you contribute to the world will be one lucky shot in a thousand misses. You cannot be right by holding your breath and taking precautions.