From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Getting old is not for sissies.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.

Life is brighter than we think and better as we are. We just have to open our eyes.

Nobody's innocent... but that doesn't reset the bar on guilt.

Always speak politely to an enraged dragon.

A boat without port is free only until the storm breaks out!

It's not fair to compare one artist to another because they all come with their own sort of elements to the picnic, you know.

I grew up on comics and cartoons. So, as an adult, I like comics and cartoons.

But she had felt since childhod that her life would n ot be ordinary. A moment would come- she would know it when she saw it- and everything would change.

The meek are those who quietly submit themselves to God, to His Word and to His rod, who follow His directions, and comply with His designs, and are gentle toward all men.

The iron ring is worn out by constant use. [Lat., Ferreus assiduo consumitur anulus usu.]

Both sides of the aisle - Republican and Democrat - have been unwilling and afraid to address the deficit, and someone's got to.