Full-blooded romantic love I wouldn't be able to write about.

Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

All knowledge is precious whether or not it serves the slightest human use.

History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.

A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?

Above literature?' said the Queen. 'Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.

One day, when I am a braver man, I will tell her these things, and then I will look her in the eye tell her I love her and ask her to be only mine. But until that day, we're just friends.

Gods strength is manifestly perfected in your weakest weakness

In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose.

The majority of the American people still believe that every single individual in this country is entitled to just as much respect, just as much dignity, as every other individual.

In vain will you fly from one vice if in your wilfulness you embrace another.

A well installed microcode bug will be almost impossible to detect.

My decision to return to the MLS is one that I have made with thoughtful consideration.

The bonds that unite another person to our self exist only in our mind.

Mostly the problems when I was down were caused by myself. There were times when I was not responsible enough or decisive enough.

An actor has many lives and many people within him. I know there are lots of people inside me. No one ever said I'm dull.