Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

He was a generous but subtly demanding boss.

If, from time to time, you give up expectation, you will be able to perceive what it is you are getting.

We never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness.

The heart of childhood, from seven to eleven, is the critical period for bonding with the earth.

I was a dancer first, which made me realize how much I loved performing.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

It is better to hope than to mope!

I have told everybody that what we are doing is for the love of God and works of love are always to accept and respect others.

Talk about handicap - I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew.

The intellect must not be kept at consistent tension, but diverted by pastimes.... The mind must have relaxation, and will rise stronger and keener after recreation.