Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.

Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?

Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.

I’ve been working on something that merges rap with classical…. I call it Baby’s Got Bach.

At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.

He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.

The soldiers never explained to the government when an Indian was wronged, but reported the misdeeds of the Indians.

Upon our children-how they are taught-rests the fate-or fortune-of tomorrow's world.

Our duty, privilege, and security are in believing, not in knowing; in trusting God, and not our own understanding. They are to be pitied who have no more trustworthy teacher than themselves.

Bring into your mind anyone against whom you have a grievance and let it go. Send that person your forgiveness.

I don't understand why my fans ask for a hug, like, i don't mind, just come and hug me!

"My obit is going to be full of Bogart, I'm sure," she says, adding, "I'll never know if that's true. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is."

Those who have no prejudices in themselves do not reject people, and therefore people do not reject them.

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

Friendship flourishes at the fountain of forgiveness.