Funny is when you're serious.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

Beauty is the moment when time vanishes and eternity arises.

Half of the time I don't know what they're talking about

… For everything precious and pure coming in our lives should be treated likewise.

If you don't develop your skill at enjoying what you have, you won't be any happier when you get more.

It's hard for the White House to regain momentum if the Congress is in disarray. It ties up the Republicans in Congress and limits their ability to execute any White House agenda.

The hero was a big man; the celebrity is a big name.

I just say whatever I want to whoever I want whenever I want wherever I want however I want.

I'm not just a model who plays volleyball, or a volleyball player who supports herself modeling. I'm a female athlete personality.

The vibe, it's that excitement. New York, you just can't describe it. You get a similar thing from Paris and London, but it's not New York.

Success does not mean happiness. Check out any celebrity magazine to look for examples to disabuse you of thinking that being beautiful, successful or rich will make you happy.