Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

Lord, give me the strength to accomplish what You've given me to do and the faith to trust You that what I haven't been able to accomplish You've already assigned to someone else.

Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.

I think it just takes time in order to come to a place where your comfortable being who God made you to be.

Luxury, that alluring pest with fair forehead, which, yielding always to the will of the body, throws a deadening influence over the senses, and weakens the limbs more than the drugs of Circe's cup.

Unless there are pictures, I don't admit to anything.

Every time you reject yourself, you idealize others

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.

Error's monstrous shapes from earth are driven They fade, they fly--but truth survives the flight.