Funny thing about love, ain’t it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn’t enough.

Without love, we are pointless. With it, we are infinite.

I, too, was fiercely independent and thought I could make two equal four.

Nothing brings on jealousy like laughter.

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education.

I would love to be considered Zen, but I'm not sure that I am. Maybe just with animals and babies and in tough situations.

Continue this practice no matter what happens or what anyone does to you.

With my responsibilities comes having to manage my time more efficiently.

Hast thou attuned thyself to the suffering of humanity, O candidate for light?

Curse false-hand-holding boys!

Everything in nature is bipolar, or has a positive and a negative pole.

But perhaps the best part of all was that I, Sydney Katherine Sage, guilty of constantly analyzing the world around me, well, I stopped thinking.