Future generations may well have occasion to ask themselves, "What were our parents thinking? Why didn't they wake up when they had a chance?" We have to hear that question from them, now.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Some days are better than other daysA good day is getting 10 royalties and 10 great reviews

​Through ignorance a common man considers his own religion to be the best and makes much useless claims, but when his mind is illuminated by Self-Knowledge, all sectarian quarrels disappear.

There are no such things as accidents. Only fate redesigned.

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up.

I was a stepchild in two different families. The hardest thing about being a stepchild is you know that in some way everything would be easier if you didnt exist.

You see him coming in with an 0-2 record and a 5 ERA and you wonder, 'How? How's that possible?

Lundist held that a man who can observe is a man apart. Such a man can see opportunities where others see only the obstacles

Newton expected no money from establishing his originality but rather desired recognition for his excellence.

I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face.