GOTO, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.

A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need is in the others.

I don't belive in God. I believe in...Al Pacino.

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.

Nothing in his life became him like leaving it.

I don't want to raise a child by myself. I could do it. But I definitely don't want to. I want to be a mother who has the original father there.

In order to have friends, you must first be one.

Twitter is crack for media addicts.

I personally just love movies about the creative process.

People in positions of power and privilege have a duty to perform at a higher level. If not them, then who?

Patriotism is understood to be that virtue which consists in serving one's country; but in what way is this 'Patria' or country served by slaying its able bodied men in thousands?

He was blessed with an unconventional mind, which overcame his conventional middle-class upbringing.