Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

The heart bowed down by weight of woe to weakest hope will cling.

The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

Common law is common right.

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.

God is on the side of the big battalions.

There's an old press-agents' slogan that's good advice: Don't read your publicity - weigh it.

And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.

There must be a God because he made me.

I've trained all my life. I've always been one who enjoys training so it's not something that I think I can just stop doing. It might not be as regular but I want to keep training.