Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

I can accept anything, except what seems to be the easiest for most people: the half-way, the almost, the just-about, the in-between.

The ultimate purpose of education is to learn how to find and see the beauty of creation so that you may feel the joy of life.

Glorifying people is the most noble act

It hurts! It throbs with pain, the like of which I never felt the half! Mortal flesh would scream again . . . yet demon spirit bids to laugh

The dead keep their secrets, and in a while we shall be as wise as they - and as taciturn.

In every detail a city should reflect that human beings are sacred and that they are equal.

Once the state has been founded, there can no longer be any heroes. They come on the scene only in uncivilized conditions.

Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

All love is unrequited. All of it.

Ronald Reagan said a nation without borders is not a nation. Donald Trump is committed to restoring the borders of America.