Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.

Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.

You were standing in the wake of devastation And you were waiting on the edge of the unknown And with the cataclysm raining down Insides crying "Save me now" You were there, impossibly alone

Whatever it is, go back and do it again.

You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.

If I finance a bank and I know if the bank will get in trouble I will be hit and I will lose money, I will put a price on that.

If we don't forgive ourselves for mistakes we've made-and everybody's made their choices, some worse than others-we'll never experience the good life God has in store.

I've got four roommates and they all have fur and tails.

I was 11 when I was first introduced to live drawing classes and going to art school.

Suffering Third World children have nutritional deficiencies not vaccine deficiencies.

Life is a horror for the Korean people. And I think isolating them further is going to make life more miserable.

I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.