Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.

As one skeleton said to the other - if I had any guts I'd get the heck out of here.

Work is both my living and my pleasure.

There is no story unless you've written it.

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute.

In the 1970s, for all the Stevie Wonders, I'm sure there were five artists that were making forgettable music.

Philosophy just puts everything before us, and neither explains nor deduces anything.-Since everything lies open to view there is nothing to explain

Two bricklayers work side by side. The first lays bricks. The second builds magnificent cathedrals. Think small vs. think big.

Coming, as I do, from mountain folk on one side and sea followers on the other, there are few old songs of the hills or the sea with which I am not familiar.

I have rules for a lot of areas of my life. Love is not going to be one of them.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.