Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Beautiful beginnings are often born from ugly endings.

It takes patience to make a man - the patience to listen, watch and wait.

The great law of denial belongs to the powerful forces of life whether the case be one of coolish baked beans or an unrequited affection.

Perhaps some of us have to go through dark and devious ways before we can find the river of peace or the highroad to the soul's destination.

It's almost having certain kinds of secrets for yourself that you'll let the whole world in on only for a moment.

One must live as if it would be forever, and as if one might die each moment. Always both at once.

Caroline Waverly: Sometimes we hurt more for what might have been than for what is.

The Navy has a custom-if a ship runs aground, the captain is relieved regardless of who is responsible. That's how Abu Ghraib should be handled.

The higher the rate, the more interest there is in avoiding the tax. Either you move or you shift your profits overseas, as American corporations have proven very good at doing.

My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.