Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Some people want to know their future

Non-duality has been the root of all religious movements on this planet.

Don't be afraid to grow up, Peter. It's only a trap if you forget how to fly.

The Christian of the future will be a mystic or he will not exist at all.

The eyes, it is said, are windows to the soul. They are not. They are organs for converting light into electro-magnetic impulses. But this has never stopped us dreaming of them that way.

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a faithful friend and a good library.

That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time.

It is a great moment in life when a father sees a son grow taller than he or reach farther.

I am simply the very best sports entertainer

Even for the people in the business who are real music lovers it's really about putting things in the right boxes, and my style doesn't fit into a box.