Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a fleeting insight.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

The most talented people are always the nicest.

Foolishness pours out of an open mouth....but wisdom sneaks in through the ears....

There are strange things lost and forgotten in obscure corners of the newspaper.

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.

The Ignis Fatuus is a vapor shining without heat.

If you're presenting yourself with confidence, you can pull off pretty much anything.

You can never really tell, it's kind of a red herring until you see the project I think. You just know if you like working with someone or not, and he does have a real sweetness about him, I think.

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

All ages of belief have been great; all of unbelief have been mean.

The reason of idleness and of crime is the deferring of our hopes.