Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers.

I’m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It’s a fundamental character flaw, possibly a sign of true evil.

There are moments that define a person's whole life. MOMENTS in which everything they are and everything they may possibly become hinge on a single decision.

I've managed to stay alive out here in the Ruin because I'm a realist. I allow the truth to be the truth, no matter how much I might want it to be something else.

There was a sliver of moon and a splash of stars, and the light outlined her face and glistened on the tears that ran like mercury down her cheeks.

You have to keep your mind as wide-open as your eyes, because almost nothing is what it seems.

Rage was sometimes a useful ally in the heat of a fight, but it was a trickster. It made everything seem possible.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.---Richard Pryor

They won the war but lost the peace.

Things said and done innocently should never be used as weapons.

Point is, people lie a lot. Sometimes out of habit. Not many people are good at telling the truth.

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.

Reject the tyranny of picked. Pick yourself.

If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn't know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would.

I live in London and I love living in a gun free environment and long may it continue.

There's something about black. You feel hidden away in it.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

The best buy by way of management is brains-at any price.

Mathematicians enjoy thinking about the simplest possible things, and the simplest possible things are imaginary.

When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

The great majority gave no signs one way or the other; like birth, their death was a sleep and a forgetting.