Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

We will continue to chase rainbows unless we recognize that they are rainbows and there is no pot of gold at the end of them.

You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.

I hate being told what to do! Especially by myself!

He hit that one like an arrow

Childhood’s work is learning, and it is in his play...that the child works at his job.

The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good.

I grew up in a community of theatre, and I always loved musicals. From a young age, the first present I ever wanted was a video camera. For me it was a great outlet to be creative.

We must know the measure of a man's desires before we can sound the depth of his regrets.

Go learn the language. Go take some acting lessons. Start from zero like everybody else.

In the construction of Immortal Fame you need first of all a cosmic shamelessness.