Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Our actions as believers should be extensive and comprehensive

If you want to know whether or not you have had a successful life, think about what people would say about you at your own funeral.

Time doesn't always heal all wounds.

I keep my campaign promises, but I never promised to wear stockings.

It is good to have companions when occasion arises, and it is good to be contented with whatever comes.

Never apologize for being nerdy.

If a man's shadow is brighter than himself, than that man becomes the shadow itself!

It's absurd to accuse Serbia and the Serbs for the armed secession of Croatia,.

I first learned how to do hair from drag queens. I learned eyelashes are the key to life, because they make everyone look fabulous.

I was always more of a film guy than an athlete guy. I had an art scholarship at Western.