Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Love is the most integral function of our lives. That is why LOVE is only one letter away from LIVE.

Guurl. Tell me. Do you keep your hair this long for religious reasons? Like, will you lose your strength if you cut it?--Terry, a member of the glam squad, to Khloe Richardson

And do you know Monsieur Marius? I believe I was a little in love with you.

Silence has always been my default mode—my best defense against the rest of the world.

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.

Dallas is a positive, get-it done city.

The Fujiyama of Architecture?at once a lofty mountain and a national shrine.

Practice justice in word and deed, and do not get in the habit of acting thoughtlessly about anything.

I'm neutral on lying, seeing as how there's times when the truth just hurts people.

I am sharing my faith with my sons. I pray, meditate and read devotionally. But let me be clear: I am a "person of faith" not because I am a saint, but because I am a sinner.