Geniuses never pay attention.

Welcome...to Jurassic Park!

Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.

The extreme positions of the Crossfire Syndrome require extreme simplification - framing the debate in terms which ignore the real issues.

Let's be clear. The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.

Books aren't written - they're rewritten. Including your own. It is one of the hardest things to accept, especially after the seventh rewrite hasn't quite done it.

You think you can destroy the planet? What intoxicating vanity. . . . . We've been residents here for the blink of an eye. If we're gone tomorrow, the earth will not miss us.

Life is wonderful. It's a gift to be alive, to see the sun and breathe the air. And there isn't really anything else.

It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear.

Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.

Social control is best managed through fear.

Happiness is long-lasting, a condition of the soul, the foundation on which the circumstances of life are experienced, endured, or enjoyed.

Sometimes, loyalty gets in the way of what you want to do. Sometimes, it’s not your secret to tell.

Ethical existence [is] the highest manifestation of spirituality.

Make everyday decisions from a place of love.

I bet I'm the only person in history who went from being the star of a sitcom to the host of a public-access show in less than a year.

Let’s just agree any group of 3 or more handsome British men should be referred to as a 'cumberbatch.'

Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It was bananas. In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

Wine prepares the heart for love, unless you take too much.

Practice meditation. Become a seeker. Walk the path of the seeker. You will get the best of everything the world has to offer.