Genuine friends will NOT be intimidated by your success. They will be happy for you and celebrate you! Don’t fool yourself

The only difference, apart from heaps of cash, between someone who is wealthy and someone who is poor is having the right mindset and attitude.

Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

Every experience has its element of magic.

I just think it's really important to be yourself and not trying to be something you're not.

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.

I scoop Emmy winners like kitty litter.

The more you extend kindness to yourself, the more it will become your automatic response to others.