Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as spring water is for a trout.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

They joined hands.So the world ended.And the next one began.

Common aim is stronger than blood.

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

I really enjoy squeezing out a big lump of paint directly onto the canvas and leaving it; fresh, immediate and sometimes shocking.

The problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they're stupid.

Do not praise yourself not slander others: There are still many days to go and any thing could happen.

It is not that which is beautiful that pleases us, but that which pleases is is called beautiful.

There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.

She is more Mother than Queen.

To some kind of men their graces serve them but as enemies.