Geography is about maps, but biography is about chaps.

Ours is the age of substitutes: Instead of language we have jargon; instead of principles, slogans; and instead of genuine ideas, bright suggestions.

If one truly has lost hope, one would not be on hand to say so.

Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsequently turns its back on bad and good alike.

Like dreams, farces show the disguised fulfillment of repressed wishes.

A play has two authors, the playwright and the actor.

Fashion which elevates the bad to the level of the good subsequently turns its back on bad and good alike.

Ours is the age of substitutes: instead of language, we have jargon: instead of principles, slogans: and, instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas.

Mathematics is the cheapest science. Unlike physics or chemistry, it does not require any expensive equipment. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and paper.

It is not death that allows us to understand each other, but poetry.

When Jesus says you must leave your family to follow Him, he doesn't necessarily mean physically. He means leave your dependence on them, make an emotional break with them.

There is no success which can compensate for the failure of the family.

It’s impossible for you to lose me…because you never had me.

Yes, years of compromise and disappointment have added depth to my acting.

Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk.

Much of modern liberalism consists of people trying to get revenge on the football players they felt inferior to in school.

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.