George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.

Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

Writers don't need love; all they require is money.

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.

They spend their time looking forward to the past.

A refined sort of butcher, a woman is.

We all of us waited for him to die. The family sent him a check every month, and hoped he'd get on with it quietly, without too much vulgar fuss.

Don't be afraid of being emotional. You won't die of it.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

It is insufficient to understand all, and thus to forgive all. If we were to truly understand, we would know there is nothing to forgive.

We all lose people. We all have to live in the aftermath. It’s how we move forward that counts, but sometimes we are tethered to something in our past that won’t let us move forward.

You get changed by the Bill Belichick way, you get changed by the Patriot Way.

There's an incredible fascination for that and that goes with violence and everything else in pictures.

Secrecy can spring from the best motives; but as it grows it begins to exist only for itself, only for its own sake, only to cover its own abuses.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

As long as we keep our fundamentals strong...the dollar (and) U.S. borrowing costs will do just fine.

The supreme vice is shallowness.

God does not give us overcoming life; He gives us life as we overcome.

I have made it totally clear to the players that my door will always be open.