George Bush has shown great skill at disguising an incredibly weak foreign policy.

If we want our children to value education, then we must show our appreciation for knowledge.

What is needed is an all-out science project to get vehicles off of gasoline, rather than off of the earth.

You can't always choose the people you work with, but you can choose to learn how to deal with them. They are all different." - Charles

If this is dying, Chloe thought, I'd like to do it again sometime.

A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.

My first Western was called The Magnificent Seven.

Sure, people talk about all kinds of stuff at the office, but surely everyone has better things to do than sound like they're auditioning for Fox News.

Not to hurt our humble brethren is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission - to be of service to them whenever they require it.

Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

Information is the oxygen of the modern age.

The quiet, singing voice of the rose. The song that promised all might be well, all might be well, that all manner of things might be well.

What did I do? I walked into a drugstore to look for some mints, and then I walked out. What was wrong with that? I didn't kill Mr. Nesbitt.