George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

This director could say many things about duty, and self-respect, and dignity, but she knew none of these meant much in the post-modern world.

She was trying to sound tough and impatient, but she knew that vulnerable desire to be wooed was still brimming in her tone.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

Courage that grows from constitution often forsakes a man when he has occasion for it courage which arises from a sense of duty acts in a uniform manner.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

The reason was the failure of both Japan and China to understand each other and the inability of America and the European powers to sympathize, without prejudice, with the peoples of East Asia

He dies twice who perishes by his own weapons.

It's a mistake to think that once you're done with school you need never learn anything new.

The language of the age is never the language of poetry, except among the French, whose verse, where the thought or image does not support it, differs in nothing from prose.

I watched her do speeches, but the only footage we could find of [princess] Margaret was archive footage, which was of her public presentation of herself.