George Moore leads his readers to the latrine and locks them in.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Things are just things. They can't bring back the dead. it just makes me feel better.

He wanted to tell the baby that Paris was like a poem in stone.

I've had dreams - there were three things I wanted to do during my career. I did them during my first year of Grand Prix.

Self-esteem is made up primarily of two things: feeling lovable and feeling capable.

Write, write, and write some more. Think of writing as a muscle that needs lots of exercise.

in McAnally's pub and grill, there aren't any service people. According to Mac, if you can't get up and walk over to pick up your own order, you don't need to be there at all.

That's always a cool thing to be the voice of what the eyes are seeing. It gives you the role of the Greek chorus and that's always fun to do.

Everything I am, everything I'll ever be, I owe to my family, to God's grace and to the people of Indiana.

Your associates can be priceless.

Watercolour is probably the most satisfying of all mediums. Although difficult in the beginning, after practice its mysteries will unfold, providing the utmost pleasure for the dedicated.