George W. Bush will not offer one word of criticism for any president. Not Clinton. Not Obama.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Only half of writing is saying what you mean. The other half is preventing people from reading what they expected you to mean.

I didn't have time for talent shows and stuff like that. I was into books and studying real hard.

No critic writing about a film could say more than the film itself, although they do their best to make us think the oppposite.

The only thing I learnt in high school is that people are very violent and territorial.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

I say everything and I do whatever I want to do. I'm just me. The polished version of me, I suppose, because I have on clothes and makeup. But emotionally, I am very on the surface.

To influence others must keep growing themselves.

For a Russian to be chivalrous with an American is a spiritual impossibility, a conradiction in terms.

When we learn to expect more success than failure in life, we soon will develop an attitude of success.

There is nothing wrong with trying to exploit the natural human tendency to become impatient when forced to play a boring position.