George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

No church or synagogue pew can produce a higher awareness of God than sitting at the base of a tree and observing His creation.

There was no drug strong enough to repair a broken heart.

String theory is an attempt at a deeper description of nature by thinking of an elementary particle not as a little point but as a little loop of vibrating string.

Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

Criticism is the endeavour to find, to know, to love, to recommend, not only the best, but all the good, that has been known and thought and written in the world.

The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mold reality in the light of their purposes.

These are the stories that never, never die, that are carried like seed into a new country, are told to you and me and make in us new and lasting strengths.

My favorite poets may not be your bread and butter. I have more favorite poems than favorite poets.

I always tell people happiness comes in one word: progress. I don't care what you achieve.