George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Stretched by an idea,    we can aspire to new heights,      new ways of thinking.

Thought is born of failure.

If I'm fortunate enough to play in the NFL, anywhere for anybody would be great. But if I had to pick, it would be the hometown [Atlanta] Falcons because I used to work for them.

We made in those days tiny identical rooms inside our bodies which the men who uncover our graves will find in a thousand years shining and whole.

Hate is love looking for itself everyplace but where love is.

Act without expectation.

Can such stiff and formal moldings as words capture the spirit-essence of love?

It's easy to sound good. All you do is leave in the parts where you act tough and forget the parts where you get shoved around.

Let the Seventy-forth Hunger Games begin, Cato, I think. Let them begin for real.

We can’t direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. For maximum happiness, peace, and contentment, may we choose a positive attitude.