[Gerald Rudolph ] Ford pardoned Richard Nixon to save everybody that, and the Democrats were ticked about it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Courage is a warrior, wisdom is a sage, virtue is a priest, and love is poet.

People have seen too many common people like them, and they are bored by it. They need heroes.

It's not love on which the strongest foundations are built. It's the decency of merciful lies.

A man only understands what is akin to something already existing in himself.

There is a better way. It is to repudiate our own wisdom and take instead the infinite wisdom of God.

Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.

Love has nothing to do with another person. Love is Truth. Love is Beauty. Love is Self. To know yourself, to surrender to the truth of yourself, is to surrender to love.

Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.

For every achievement, there is a critic to devalue its worth.

It’s always been in between the things I thought I was doing that the real work has happened.