Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Yours is the light by which my spirit's born: - you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.

This living stuff is a lot. Too much, and not enough. Half empty, and half full.

Freedom has its dangers as well as its joys. And the sooner we learn to get up after a fall, the better off we'll be.

A person fully awakened to the jewel-like dignity of their own life is capable of truly respecting that same treasure in others.

Life's extremities can bring God's proximity.

I lost you when you left me to find yourself.

This is what I want for entrepreneurs, especially for women: to believe in themselves, to dream bigger, reach higher, and to achieve success beyond their wildest expectations.

Strange that theory and practice so seldom should accord.

Sometimes the people who mean you harm, are the ones that say they love you.

You can start your day over at any time.