Germs do not have a political party.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I wonder if there isn't a catch about having plenty of money? Does it eventually take the pleasure out of things?

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence.

A genuine, affectionate smile is very important in our day-to-day lives.

To the question what wine he found pleasant to drink, he replied, "That for which other people pay."

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.

My favorite era of hip-hop was between '85-'89. That was the era that got me to love hip-hop.

Major brands don't know what to do with happy customers. They make it hard for customers to say thanks and way too often companies don't celebrate and embrace customers' positive gestures.

Everyone has challenges and lessons to learn - we wouldn't be who we are without them.

Tolerance is a sign of growth on the spiritual path

It is the distinguishing glory of Christianity not to rest satisfied with superficial appearances, but to rectify the motives, and purify the heart.