Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

A digital sound sample in angry rap doesn't correspond to the graffiti but the wall.

sometimes things happen totally opposite to our expectations, but when we look back after a decade or so, that happened was more appropriate to our life

I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219

Empathy took the edge off, and the truth is, we need our edge. Our edge is trying to speak to us, and we are too, too good at shutting it up.

Apprehension, uncertainty, waiting, expectation, fear of surprise, do a patient more harm than any exertion.

The real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary

A man becomes a Buddha the moment he accepts all that life brings with gratitude.

it is necessary that we should all have a little of the will to die, because otherwise we would find the performance of our biological duty of death too difficult.

Except he be willing, man cannot believe.