Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

Sometimes I wish it has been you.

The Tonys are also kind of like a homegrown party. You know everybody.

Curation comes up when search stops working.

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir.

A good friend who points out mistakes is to be respected, as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.

I'm undisputed and there's no disputing that.

I won't miss Grissom. It was a complete life for me that's reached its end, and it's reached it in the right way, I think. So I won't miss Grissom. And I hope that the audience won't miss him either.