Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

Well sir, if things are real, they're there all the time"Are they?

I didn’t know if I was brave or reckless.

The importance of money flows from it being a link between the present and the future.

The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.

Most men, like plants, possess hidden qualities which chance discovers.

Moviegoers love the intricacies of a crime all the more when it's for a good cause.

The Republicans don't need black folks to vote Republican, they just need them to not vote.

We all might ask ourselves why we tune in to these more trivial matters and tune out when it comes to Darfur