Get thee behind me Satan, and push me along. I'm kin to the devil.

If you want to get your point across, you gotta cuss.

The boys in the hood are always hard.

Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls

Movies don't make people act a fool. People act a fool because they want to act a fool.

Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride I Got Front Back, And Side To Side

I have seven children by six different mothers. Maybe success was too good to me.

A solution to stop gang banging: SNOW!!

Nuthin' can avoid this shot 'cause it's hittin' It's so cool when you touch it, wear a mitten

I'm not a registered Republican or Democrat. I don't even vote.

Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.

I want to be the thought that takes your mind off the road and your hand off the steering wheel.

A leader in 10 minutes can unlock your potentials which in reality would have taken you 10 years to do without them.

Relying on nothing but scientific knowledge to produce an engineering solution is to invite frustration at best and failure at worst.

It's always good to have no expectations when you see a film. Then you can be pleasantly disappointed or surprised.

Real tragedy is never resolved. It goes on hopelessly for ever.

When ignorance is bliss, there's folly in wisdom.

Obviously I pray every day there's less casualty.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

Don't share your fantasies unless you're sure your partner really wants to hear them.